Funny Motivational Quotes:
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Funny Motivational Quotes automatically uplift your mood. When you're in a positive state of mind, you can better receive better messages that will inspire self improvement.

Have a look at our previous funny quotes below and have a laugh, better yet, get motivated.

"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two."
-George Burns
"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels."
-Faith Whittlesey

"Coffee isn't my cup of tea,
-Samuel Goldwyn

"You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you!"
-Isadora Duncan

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
-Albert Einstein

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
-Douglas Adams

I've been on a calendar, but never on time."
-Marilyn Monroe

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."
-Shirley Temple

“Warm, dark and handsome.”
-Mae West

"Kissing your hand might feel very,very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever."
-Anita Loos

"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
-Dorothy Parker

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
-Victor Borge

"Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Better an ugly face than an ugly mind."
-James Ellis

"The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me."
-Sloan Wilson

"I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation."
-Geroge Bernard Shaw

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
-Lucille Ball

"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty."
-Coco Chanel

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
-Mae West

“There are no rules around here! We’re trying to accomplish something!”
-Thomas Edison

“Happiness? That’s nothing more than health and a poor memory.”
-Albert Schweitzer

“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.”
-Mark Twain

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